A person is told that if he smiles, he'll feel better. He doesn't believe this crap, and he becomes suspicious of the person who said it to him. He begins prying into her life to look for evidence that she's really a robot. Or a soulless alien. He installs sensors in her apartment to listen for oil changes or strange squeaking binary languages. One day, she spots him downloading the recorded data from the local WiFi hub. Naturally, she calls the police. As they are dragging him away, he looks back at her, her eyeballs a cool flickering red. Her head flies open and a giant satellite dish flies out, transmitting a visible beam to the sky. No matter what he does, he cannot induce the policemen to turn around.