Monday, August 27, 2007

A mother is dissatisfied with her two artistically-tempered and insufficiently aggressive sons. So she decides to import two others from an impoverished ex-Soviet republic where most of the men can be counted upon to be aggressive in her favored way. Almost immediately, they set up a nice little side job selling arms from the home. She is so pleased by this display of cunning and aggression that she threatens her actual children with disinheritance. The two actual children abscond, realizing their parents are no longer in their right minds. It is not long before the adopted children are selling other things, and women are entering and exiting the home at all hours. One of the sons does research on the two men and learns both that their ten years older than they claim to be and they are connected to the Russian mob. They try to intervene, but before they can, the FBI has smashed down the door and confiscated the house under RICO laws. The parents are left homeless.

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